My pencil case broke! A sure mark of industriousness.
In a school where my classmates struggle to string a coherent sentence, essay assignment time is my ticket out of the ass-end of the bell curve. It’s simple. A strong introduction and thoughtful conclusion, a story in between. More importantly, beautiful “intellectual-looking” but hard-to-read cursive handwriting and lots of vocab to thoroughly discourage anyone from reading beyond paragraph two.

<A not-so-hypothetical situation>
Sheryl : Let’s make more money so we can go to Khao San
Me : Gotta find a wall to paint then.
<Cue Pink and the Brain soundtrack>